Oh, whew! It DOES still work. Good. I'd hate to think that just because I haven't put up any posts that it had stopped working in my absence.
To catch up: I haven't been fishing in a LONG F'ING TIME. More than a month. Hell, I am pretty sure it has been almost a month and a half. Wait....have I been fishing at all this year? Hmmm....sure doesn't seem like it....
This lack of time on the water is starting to affect my health. My balance is off, eyes blurry, heart rate up, blood pressure up, and I have developed a noticeable twitch whenever I drive past a body of water that is bigger than a puddle and... Oh...yeah...like Pavlov's mutt...I started drooling when I watched "Heart of the Driftless" the other day.
Pathetic, I am.
|Do I pester him while he is sleeping? Of course I do. Don't be silly.|
Ceasar Milan can kiss my big white ass. Dog training is a royal pain in my butt.
|A re-occurring dream...|
So what do I do? I praise him. Not because I am particularly proud of him. We all poop. I praise him because I guess I am supposed to praise him. That's what "Puppies for dummies" tells me to do.
So after praising my dog for shitting on my lawn, I go back into the house where he chews on me some more. Fun. My only revenge has been to mess with him at every turn. It's a family tradition here at the MacLoosh Mansion, so the dog had better get used to it.
|<insert big shit eating grin here>|
Wouldn't that just be cat's meow?